Video Games + Life = Today

Left 4 Dead 2 is out/being played.

Cabo got arrested.

Mario Bros. came out Sunday. Got played.

Quotes:

"Can you swallow?"

"What happens if you eat someone and push down?"

"I'm jerking it as much as possible."

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn. That's the name of the girl who stole my life away. The girl who in one evening changed the entire course of my next few weeks. The girl who I know will take up hours of my evenings and any other spare time I have.

She's going to have sex with Alistair, she's going to get a dog (which I've been there done that, but her's will be highly intelligent), she's going to slay some bad guys. She's going to do all of this because I can't, and that's okay with me as long as I can live vicariously through her, through the screen.

She's a rogue dwarf, and as soon as I have my way, she'll be a dwarf bard. No one can stop me now. I've started and it's an addiction that cannot be thwarted!

Thank you Dragon Age for teaching me how to game again.

P.S. Did I mention you can have sex? I'm still more excited than I should be about that! It's like Sims 3 with cut scenes!

View from the Pot.

So I know it's only a project for school, and I know I shouldn't be quite so flattered. That being said I am so freaking excited! One of my best friends calls me up and asks if I'd submit 2 or 3 pieces to the bathroom art gallery his class is doing. Whether it's implying that my art is shit or not I haven't decided but it's so freaking glorious.

Who asked me you might feel the need to know. None other than Gerent the magnificent!

How did I respond? With grace and dignity of course:

Little Lover's So Polite

-Silversun Pickups

So much for the light show
Pissing on while pissing off
Sucking in a smokescreen
Selling of a loose knit dream

Folding up the skyline
Agreeing on a steep decline
Cant control this airplane
Being caught is just the same
Headed for a lowlife
Little lover's so polite
Waking up the core needs
With smelling salts and faulty means

Did the bones collide
Who let the bones collide
Why did the bones collide

([Nikki:] it's always the same way for me
Ending in the same way.)

So much for the showdown
Keeping up while keeping off
Choking on the cold feet
Rolling up the plastic sleeves
Can't control the slow ride
Little lover's so polite
Turning off the low light
Tell me did the bones collide
The bones collide
The bones collide
Little lover's so polite
So polite
So polite
Turning off the low light

([Nikki:] it's always the same way for me
Blue turns soft with time
Broke remains, an everyday disguise
Ending in the same way. . .the same way)

Tell me did the bones collide
The bones collide
The bones collide
Little lover's so polite
So polite
So polite

When I'm down to just my socks.

It's business time.

-Flight of the Conchords

How I learned to stop worrying and love the socks.

For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

-Carl Sagan